Lauren Mallard (
stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
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Good morning!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
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Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
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Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
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Another blissful servant of the Smiling God, I see! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Hopefully someone has explained your situation...? If not, I'm more than willing to do so, though it sounds like you're taking it far better than most here do upon arrival.
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[VOICE] also I'm sorry in advance
[What a wonderful greeting. Naki just sounds confused as opposed to worked up, so at least there's that.
...And "stretched core" = "StrexCorp" apparently, Naki's just deaf as hell.]
Why the fuck would you name your organization "stretched core", that's just embarrassing.
[Not that he can really talk. "Aogiri Tree" isn't really all that impressive...]
Are you new here?
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So this'll go well.]
People are just lining up to take this place over, aren't they?
You're going to have to beat out the competition, doll.
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...but I don't think you should try to take this place over! That's villain talk, that is.
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[You just said a lot of words, and Veronica is not sure if they actually meant anything.]
You're going to try to... claim this place for your company?
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[Audio] this is late and I am very sorry
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[But he heard that smalltext question! And it's the only one that made sense to him! SO HERE HE IS TO ANSWER IT!]
The blood is all in people!
Like, in.
Inside.
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