stocksavvy: (▲ Aren't you just DELIGHTFUL?)
Lauren Mallard ([personal profile] stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
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#001 [voice]

Good morning!

[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.

[A pause.]

Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners!  Rest assured that I will be successful soon.

Goodbye for now!

unfulfilledstrex: (Oh that's too bad)

[Voice]

[personal profile] unfulfilledstrex 2015-03-09 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it would be best if take things a little more slowly Lauren. I of all people surely enjoy the rush of productivity, but things are a bit different here. Good to see Strex is making it's choices well when delivering desirable packages to this unclaimed universe. Where would we be without you Lauren....
preybeforemeals: (CASUAL ♞ jealous of your cigarette)

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[personal profile] preybeforemeals 2015-03-10 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, this is interesting, isn't it. Fortunately (...at least, he's fairly sure it's fortunate), Tsukiyama has had conversations with one of StrexCorp's resident hot messes - enough to give him some idea of what's going on, anyway.]

Another blissful servant of the Smiling God, I see! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Hopefully someone has explained your situation...? If not, I'm more than willing to do so, though it sounds like you're taking it far better than most here do upon arrival.
deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)

[VOICE] also I'm sorry in advance

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-03-10 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
...Stretched core?

[What a wonderful greeting. Naki just sounds confused as opposed to worked up, so at least there's that.

...And "stretched core" = "StrexCorp" apparently, Naki's just deaf as hell.]


Why the fuck would you name your organization "stretched core", that's just embarrassing.

[Not that he can really talk. "Aogiri Tree" isn't really all that impressive...]

Are you new here?
ossifragant: (⊗ my bet i'll sleep well tonight)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-03-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, he'd completely ignored it when Kevin showed up, because what do you even do with something like that? Now that there's two people here rambling about Stretch-whatever, he's suddenly found himself with the perverse desire to poke at things more.

So this'll go well.]


People are just lining up to take this place over, aren't they?

You're going to have to beat out the competition, doll.
ajustcaws: (to try when your arms are too weary)

[voice]

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-03-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I don't know about stations, but you can catch your own pony and pet it all you like! I'm not really sure where you find 'em but they're not too hard to find.

...but I don't think you should try to take this place over! That's villain talk, that is.
fourleafcleaver: (will make 'em pay for the things)

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[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2015-03-11 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
The lease to what? New Bark Town? I'm not sure anyone there is actually connected with reality at all. Did you meet the lady who said she was your mom? Yeah, if anyone there understood the idea of a lease, I don't actually think it would be worth it to own New Bark Town even if you could.
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

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[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-03-11 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha....

[You just said a lot of words, and Veronica is not sure if they actually meant anything.]

You're going to try to... claim this place for your company?
garbagechild: new way of saying something is really good (bro! this rends flesh!)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-03-12 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wrath has... literally no idea what half of what this lady is talking about is.]

[But he heard that smalltext question! And it's the only one that made sense to him! SO HERE HE IS TO ANSWER IT!]


The blood is all in people!

Like, in.

Inside.