stocksavvy: (▲ Aren't you just DELIGHTFUL?)
Lauren Mallard ([personal profile] stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
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#001 [voice]

Good morning!

[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.

[A pause.]

Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners!  Rest assured that I will be successful soon.

Goodbye for now!

fourleafcleaver: (will make 'em pay for the things)

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[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2015-03-11 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
The lease to what? New Bark Town? I'm not sure anyone there is actually connected with reality at all. Did you meet the lady who said she was your mom? Yeah, if anyone there understood the idea of a lease, I don't actually think it would be worth it to own New Bark Town even if you could.
fourleafcleaver: (will make 'em pay for the things)

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[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2015-03-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't think they're gonna let you buy the whole country. I'm pretty sure this all counts as a country? Whatever. But that's probably not how it works.