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stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
#001 [voice]
Good morning!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
[A pause.]
Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
[A pause.]
Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
[Video]
[But he heard that smalltext question! And it's the only one that made sense to him! SO HERE HE IS TO ANSWER IT!]
The blood is all in people!
Like, in.
Inside.
[Video]
[What an interesting child.]
...yes! You're absolutely right. Unless, of course, you are a machine or a bio-machine, upon which your blood will be replaced by cold, lifeless oil and gelatinous matter that seems like blood, as per company regulations.
It also makes for excellent decor!
[Video]
[He ticks his head to one side, inquisitively.]
Machines have electricity in them too, usually. And little tubes.
But no, they're not as pretty as blood. Blood is good. Skin, too. I'd rather have those than be a machine.
[Video]
What if I told you that, where I'm from, people can have both?
[Video]
But usually it means they got their limbs torn off somehow.
[He says this... very matter of factly.]
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And ironically, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET.][Video]
[Video]
Like this one!
See?
[He holds up his right arm, which all things considered, is a very normal and pleasantly fleshy-colored arm! ... That happens to be a radically different shade than his other one, which is pale and somewhat sickly-toned.]