stocksavvy | #001 [voice]

Good morning!

[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.

[A pause.]

Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.

Goodbye for now!

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[She has a VERY important scientist to keep an eye on. Settle the fuck down.]

A whole month! Such a bizarre thing time is, considering I was just with you in the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area only a day or so ago! Pesky time. Really ought to be put in its place, don't you agree?

But regardless. There are more cities here, you say? What have you learned about them thus far?

Times moves differently here Lauren and time stalls back in the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area...or the Desert where I was sent to, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

[He pauses.]

I've learned they are spread out amongst one another, each are filled with innocent and susceptible people who are just itching to learn about Strex.

Ah, yes. The Desert Otherworld, correct? Ugh. [Why was it that time moved in such an IRRITATING fashion in literally every place other than the Bluffs? Geez, it's like the universe was TRYING to make her work difficult for her.

But, well, there's some good news, at least.] Are they? And have you been successful so far? I loathe to admit it, but the lack of fellow employees and valued citizens here is...concerning!

Oh, aside from these oddly modeled StrexPets. They seem...agreeable.

I thought that too, it is common mistake though, please don't beat yourself up. They are called Pokemon, used for battle, companionship and stick throwing.

[He's grinning so wide but you can't see it. It's almost audible though through his speech.]

They are!!! I have made a good...association with a few fellows who are just brimming with excitement and curiosity. It is such a good thing that I am around to educate them.

Pokemon? How odd. Are they older models? I've certainly never heard of them. [Hers sure seems...oddly organic. And a little dense.

She'll have to try throwing some sticks for it sometime.

At least he has SOME good news.] Kevin, I'm very happy to see that you've remained as productive as you can be despite being without guidance from your superiors during this month! We are very proud of you. We simply must begin to think of a proper strategy to better assimilate these people into our doctrine of personal betterment and unconditional service.

I can't help but agree with you Lauren and I'm sure together we can achieve that. Or even on our own, you just arrived and haven't really accomplished much of anything. On my first day my companion was already up 3 levels, are you sure I need a superior around.

I, unlike someone here, have much better things to worry about than pitting useless flesh creatures against one another. [She only does that in her spare time.] I'm far more interested in continuing to spread the message and brand of our company. Which, I assume, is your goal as well, Kevin?

That's to be assumed Lauren. I didn't become the voice of the company by sitting around at a desk all day!

One doesn't become a position of power in any business model by simply slacking off, Kevin. [She doesn't know what you're implying, but she doesn't like it.]

I'm only looking out for the good of the company. Can't have our workers wandering astray now, can we?

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