stocksavvy | #001 [voice]

Good morning!

[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.

[A pause.]

Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.

Goodbye for now!

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[You know, he'd completely ignored it when Kevin showed up, because what do you even do with something like that? Now that there's two people here rambling about Stretch-whatever, he's suddenly found himself with the perverse desire to poke at things more.

So this'll go well.]

People are just lining up to take this place over, aren't they?

You're going to have to beat out the competition, doll.

Oh?

Please do tell me more. I just LOVE hearing all about our business competitors. :-)

Ah, I'm not going to name names, you understand. Where's the fun in that?

But there's a police force here, and there's a group who likes to cause trouble. I've heard a few people are interested in taking this place over, too. To be honest, I don't care too much who tries.

I'm just interested in seeing if anyone succeeds.

There's no "fun" in "efficiency" OR "productivity". Which happen to be two of our most important corporate values! Along with smiles, personal fulfillment, and ［ＲＥＤＡＣＴＥＤ］.

Oh, we don't like to think of it as taking over at all! We at StrexCorp wish to encourage the betterment of lives through mutual compromise. ["Mutual" tends to be pushing it.]

I see, I see.

So tell me more about this StrexCorp. I can't fill you in on things here if I don't know anything about where you come from, after all.

Oh, I'd be delighted to! :)

StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated is dedicated to the betterment of life and in driving our workers and our citizens to their full productive potential, under the guidance of our Smiling God! Look around you; Strex. Look behind you! Strex. Look inside you. Stex.

StrexCorp. It is everything.

[This sounds like a sales pitch for a cult.

It's fascinating.]

You might have to start from the ground-up here. I don't think most people have heard of StrexCorp.

But that's not gonna be a problem for you, is it?

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