Lauren Mallard (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
stocksavvy) wrote2015-03-09 01:39 pm
#001 [voice]
Good morning!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
[A pause.]
Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
[That is an awfully chipper voice to hear on the 'Gear this fine day. She goes on,] I will admit, when I first arrived here the other day following a -- rather unfortunate incident at home, I was rather skeptical about this quaint little place. I said to myself, oh, where are all the buildings? Where is my office? Where is all the blood? Where are all the -- [Her voice chokes up a bit.] -- where are the Pony Petting Stations™ ? So strange! So different. But strange and different isn't always bad! No, no, we at StrexCorp have learned to embrace change. We love it! We love it so much. So much, in fact, that now, whenever I see something new and different, I just want to take it.
[A pause.]
Yes! This will certainly make a wonderful new asset to StrexCorp's ever expanding corporate territory. Although I have yet to find anyone who can tell me where I could possibly purchase the lease! But there's no need to fear, all you little people out there -- all you listeners! Rest assured that I will be successful soon.
Goodbye for now!
[voice]
Oh, goodness, no! A villain is the LAST thing I want to be! I'm simply a hard-working employee looking out for what's best for our company and our Smiling God. I only hope I can share such glory and purpose with all you little people here, in, er...
...what is the name of this. Country, is it? State? This map is not very helpful!
[voice]
[Smiling is always nice, right?]
...and, uh, I have no idea. It's a "region," I think? That's what I always hear them called!
[voice]
SMILING IS GREAT. It's what Lauren's doing right now!] Ah! "Region" it is. Thank you. I will amend my statement, then; I only hope I can share such glory and purpose with all the little people and creatures of this region.
[voice]
[She sounds audibly disappointed.]
And that sounds like a great mission to me! You go ahead and do that thing!
[voice]
Absolutely! And if you'd ever like to pursue a career with us at StrexCorp, I'd be more than happy to give you a company brochure.