stocksavvy: (▲ I can't BELIEVE this.)
Lauren Mallard ([personal profile] stocksavvy) wrote2015-05-09 01:21 pm
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#003 [voice]

I have not recieved a single order since I've been strande -- brought, ever so thoughtfully, to this...quaint, boring place.

[Lauren's voice sounds very, very strained.]

Who am I to question the decisions of our all-knowing Smiling God? I'm fine! I'm delighted! There is nothing wrong! There is never anything wrong!


But what on earth do any of you do here? What is the goal? To whom are we employed to, to what greater purpose? There has to be SOMETHING!

Surely, surely I wouldn't be sent here to do...nothing! That's just out of the question. That would be entirely unproductive! And absolutely NOT what is to be expected of a vice president! I must set an EXAMPLE.

I have been here for months. I have been told nothing. I am fine.

This is part of a plan. Yes. Patience! Patience is a virtue! Obedience is a virtue. We all must remember this! Everything is, and always has and will be, perfectly fine.

[She sounds more like she's trying to convince herself of this than anything this.]



...on another note, I have listened to the local radio station, and I am simply appalled by the lack of proper radio etiquette! Lackluster a place this may be, yes, but everyone, great and small, should be entitled to quality radio programming! As program director and co-host for Great Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area Community Radio, this isn't something I can simply overlook! No, sir.

To whom should I be issuing a complaint? The local authorities have been...remarkable unhelpful!
nvcr: (I don't even have caller ID)

Anon voice

[personal profile] nvcr 2015-05-11 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Some small part of Cecil feels...oddly satisfied at Lauren's current crisis. He wants to gloat, to wax lyrical about how her existence, now more than ever, is completely futile...

...but then he steps back, gives this a quick evaluation, and figures that other people are probably going to be giving the same arguments.

Or at the very least, arguments against a Smiling God, which is still all fine by him.

So instead of any sort of eloquent response, he just turns on the voice function, enables anon, and blows a raspberry into the Gear.]
Edited 2015-05-11 06:29 (UTC)