stocksavvy: (▲ I can't BELIEVE this.)
Lauren Mallard ([personal profile] stocksavvy) wrote2015-05-09 01:21 pm
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#003 [voice]

I have not recieved a single order since I've been strande -- brought, ever so thoughtfully, to this...quaint, boring place.

[Lauren's voice sounds very, very strained.]

Who am I to question the decisions of our all-knowing Smiling God? I'm fine! I'm delighted! There is nothing wrong! There is never anything wrong!


But what on earth do any of you do here? What is the goal? To whom are we employed to, to what greater purpose? There has to be SOMETHING!

Surely, surely I wouldn't be sent here to do...nothing! That's just out of the question. That would be entirely unproductive! And absolutely NOT what is to be expected of a vice president! I must set an EXAMPLE.

I have been here for months. I have been told nothing. I am fine.

This is part of a plan. Yes. Patience! Patience is a virtue! Obedience is a virtue. We all must remember this! Everything is, and always has and will be, perfectly fine.

[She sounds more like she's trying to convince herself of this than anything this.]



...on another note, I have listened to the local radio station, and I am simply appalled by the lack of proper radio etiquette! Lackluster a place this may be, yes, but everyone, great and small, should be entitled to quality radio programming! As program director and co-host for Great Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area Community Radio, this isn't something I can simply overlook! No, sir.

To whom should I be issuing a complaint? The local authorities have been...remarkable unhelpful!
failnought: (and i can say your name easily)

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[personal profile] failnought 2015-05-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's not even going to touch on the god thing because GEE SERAH SURE HAS BAD EXPERIENCES ASSOCIATED WITH GODS...

She lets out a little sigh regardless, tapping her chin before speaking. ]


It's not that boring. Maybe you should explore a bit more--see what all this place has to offer.
Edited 2015-05-10 02:03 (UTC)
failnought: (without you)

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[personal profile] failnought 2015-05-10 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SORRY LAUREN YOU JUST OFFENDED HER. ]

Mongrels?!
failnought: (makin’ me smile)

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[personal profile] failnought 2015-05-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What gives you the right to call them that?! They've probably been loyal to you from the start!

[ Hey, this is a first for this place! Lauren, meet Serah's temper. ]
failnought: (and i can say your name easily)

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[personal profile] failnought 2015-05-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Simple, huh?

They're a lot smarter than you are, obviously!
failnought: (makin’ me laugh many times)

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[personal profile] failnought 2015-05-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's disgusting.

[ And with that, Serah cuts off the transmission. TIME TO USE HER ANGER PRODUCTIVELY. ]