[Villain talk! HAH. Who does she think Lauren is. Lauren is an angel.]

Oh, goodness, no! A villain is the LAST thing I want to be! I'm simply a hard-working employee looking out for what's best for our company and our Smiling God. I only hope I can share such glory and purpose with all you little people here, in, er...

...what is the name of this. Country, is it? State? This map is not very helpful!